Saturday, October 2, 2010

Wait. (AKA day 19)

You can pray for answers. You can be sure that you will receive one. And you can go through the steps.

But no matter how much you prepare yourself for the answer, no matter how much you say that you will go where He wants you to go, it doesn't always make you ready for the revelation to "Wait."

It's not an easy command to follow when life is speeding ahead and you're digging in your heels to try and slow it down.

And yet, there it is. Wait.

And so I will.

In other news, this is something that Juli shared with me that was hilarious and I feel I have to in turn share it to the rest of you people.

Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)

By Sarah Schmelling

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Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

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The king poked the queen.

The queen poked the king back.

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.

Hamlet became a fan of daggers.

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Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.

Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.

Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.

Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.

Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family

The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"

Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.

Polonius is no longer online.

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Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.

The queen is worried about Ophelia.

Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.

Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.

Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.

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The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.

The queen likes wine!

The king likes ... oh crap.

The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.

Horatio says well that was tragic.

Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.

Denmark is now Norwegian.

2 comments:

Peeser said...

Sorry for the having to wait.
:D for the facebook Hamlet. Hilariously clever!

Hang in there...

Julina said...

yeah, waiting stinks...

thank goodness for laughs

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