"Ahoy there, Matey! Can you do the Pirate Dance?
First you take your right cutlass and you cut off someones pants!
Next you take your left harpoon and you spear a little fish!
Then you take your pirate booty and you swish, swish, swish!"
My take on the otter dance(Dad and Kirsti know what I'm talking about). Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!! I think that I should talk like a pirate to all tables at work tonight. Do you think they would be impressed? Yeah, probably not.
But come join me, me harty, in celebrating this day by making yourn speech that of a buccaneers!
It is actually really hard to talk like a pirate when your vocabulary is so limited...sigh. I'm not even sure if "yourn' means "your". Oh well. I'm going to take a nap at the institute so I wont be dead at work tonight.
The place where I go to find myself again when I am lost. My Zen garden if you will.
1 comment:
excellent pirate poetry. I am so bummed that I forgot it was the day to talk like a pirate until the evening. Wouldn't that have impressed my students if I had spouted "pirate-ese"?
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